People are always telling us youngings that we are the future, that the fate of the world is in our hands, the power to create and destroy, to change ideas to what we see fit, to form the new norm if you will. ;o

"Reach for the stars kid.."

Well you know there are many stars so be specific, the sun? The sun is hot.. and you want me to get closer to it? I'm questioning your motives right now, I mean just prolong exposure here on Earth to the Sun has been proving to be a leading cause in skin cancer!

So me? I'm going to say "Reach for the Moon."

Now I know the Moon is not a star, no it is not, It's a celestial body or something but uh, just listen here for a second.. Reach for the Moon, and just maybe you might get to the troposphere.

Hey! Maybe even the Stratosphere, just maybe..

WHOA! ; _ :

I doubt you can get, I doubt you can get to the mesosphere.. no um, definitely not the thermosphere or the exosphere; definitely, definitely not.

I hate to be the destroyer of dreams but, hey girl hey; before we go start pointing fingers, maybe one day you'll become an astronaut and um, N.A.S.A will falsely stage a landing on the Moon and a ponderousness amount of people will believe you reached for the moon and got there!

YOU WALKED ON THAT MOON!
YOU BOUNCED UP AND DOWN ON THAT MOON, YES YOU DID!
YOU EXPERIENCED THAT 1.6 METERS PER SECOND SQUARED GRAVITY ON THAT MOON COMPARED TO OUR 9.8 METERS SQUARED PER SECOND HERE ON EARTH!
GOOD FOR YOU!

/golfclap

What do you want?
You want the moon?
Just say the word and I'll tie a lasso around and pull her down for you.

Yeah that's a pretty good idea.

Shoot for the Moon and maybe you'll burn a hole in the Ozone Layer..

OH NO, GLOBAL WARMING!

; _ ;

Until next time my little alchemists.

Water, 35 litres. Carbon, 20kg. Ammonia, 4 litres. Lime, 1.5kg. Phosperus, 800g. Salt, 250 g. Saltpeter, 100g. Sulphur, 80g. Fluorine, 7.5g. Iron, 5g. Silicon 3g. And trace amounts of fifteen other elements.
It’s all the ingredients of the average adult human body. Down to the last specks of protein in your eyelashes. And even though science has given us the entire physical break down there has never been a successful at bring a human to life.
There’s still something missing something scientists haven’t been able to find in centuries of research.

Sorry about that Scientific introduction, I have been watching Full Metal Alchemist lately and I have memorized that quote off by heart and plan to say it in Science when we do the Human Body so sound uber smart you know? ;D

Well kiddos, I recently started School in Year 10, I know right? I was asphyxiated when I was trying to find everyone around the School, It's like ginormous and I don't know how I am going to spend my free periods; probably wandering aimlessly like some auspicious noob aye? ; _ ;

In our year we have a think called "Prep" and it's supposedly helping us with our School Certificate? Well, I don't know but I bludged in the back with Dayna looking at 4chan pictures and stuff while we were trying to get to know each other but everyone in our Prep class is from our old campus so there isn't much of a point is there? D;

I contemplated wagging that class so much, I will probably end up doing it with Dayna and go find my Asian friend Fay and roam around Senior Campus like the animals in "Animal Crossing" OMG that game is amazing have you played it, it's like Farm Town on Wii, except you have a life and can interact online with people!

Weeeeooo!

Oh I was perusing my Timetable for Year 10 and this is how it rolls out yo.

SC History Geography Advanced

SC Drama

SC English Advanced

SC History Elective

SC Science Advanced

SC Maths Intermediate (I hate Maths so that's why I'm not Advanced ;D)

SC Personal Devel Health PE (P.D.H.P.E)

SC Mixed Sport

SC Preparation for SC & Community ("Prep" eugh.)

I love how I have so much Advanced shit in there. ;D

For Year 11, I'll have all Advanced and hopefully have all Academic subjects and no sport ones!

Music, History, English and Drama are my life!

;D

Feeling very tipsy thanks to Michael James Hepple, Rah! :(

I think I'll make a blog tomorrow with plenty of 4chan pictures because I have tonnes of the shit because Vic is great! and she also gave me Lady Gaga's Discography on my Laptop so I am fucking in her debt forever. ;D

Well guys I shall make another blog tomorrow.

Word of the day on my Calender - "Perchance" (Just use it instead of Perhaps if you are describing a situation and you're set, it's a quick way to sound smart; it's also used a lot in Shakespearean plays, history lesson there guys!)

Sayonara!

Why does the fact that I am going to School tomorrow keep me up like a little kid waiting for Christmas? Does this happen to anyone else or am I simple abundant to loving School? I pray to god not; seriously.

So people it is currently like 6:30 AM and I am doing this blog because I love you all and Audrey Hepburn as well, I got all my School Books and crap set up in my room and waiting for my Father to hurry up out of the bathroom so I can shower and pretty myself up; going to be a long day, luckily I stocked something in my room!

POWERTHIRST - ROCKET EDITION!

It makes me feel like a jet fighter, made of biceps! ;D

Sorry for that inaugurate lead on to the Powerthirst series, didn't mean to bring it into this boring blog but I have too! I am sorry; please don't unsubscribe or I'll go adopt a Romanian baby okay?




Powerthirst is very much a win in my dietary standards.


Oh I almost forgot, I have like blisters or some shit in my mouth so my Mum gave me Xylocaine Viscous and well she told me to swirl it in my mouth and I read it carefully and it was anasthesia so I was dribbling everywhere cussing at my half decent mother who looked at me like a cow looks at a oncoming train and she lent down beside me and said "SUCK IT UP AND BE A MAN JAKE" so I got all shitty and went into my room and used like half the bottle!

Chuck Norris could roundhouse kicked me and I'd feel no pain because I run as fast as Kenyans, another inaugural pun to Powerthirst! n_n




"Jake you need to inject it into you." - Mum (Dubbo's Fail Doctor)

"Are you fucking sure? It says on the label tha.." - Me (Fail Doctor's Victim)

"YES NOW DO IT! - Mum (Dubbo's Fail Doctor being sued for malpractice)

Just joking guys, ily Mum even though you fail at Medicine, nah she spanks it like a man. ;D

Well guys I need to go like get ready for School!

I drank my Powerthirst in a Rocket Can and Mother Nature is all like "Sloooowwww doooowwwnn" and I'm like "Fuck you!" and I kicked her in the face with my ENERGY LEGS!.

Powerthirst is king, YouTube that shit, 5 star it and spank it like a man.

Aufedison guys. ;D

Ambiguous MSN Conversations will be the death of me,

Oh my lord I just was subjected to a MSN Conversation I was not supposed too which makes my heart sink lower then digital cameras.



Anyway the prevalence of the shock has dissipated so I can get back to this blog!

I was watching "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and I seriously adore that movie like If I could compare it to my awesome movie tastes, it surpasses Mulan; and bitch I am serious about Mulan so yeah, watch the movie and fall in love with it, we need more actors like her now days! I have spoken.





I don't know why but I have an attractions towards anyone who is dressed really aristocratically, especially some of the like all of the people in Winter in major cities, they're pretty fucking swish how they dress. ;D

; - ; I need to get more Winter clothes.

Hm, I just decided that I am going to make my Step-Father grow Wolverine hair, do not ask me why but it would be so cool, he used to have it but now he works in a Hospital so he can't have it anymore; It was all like "PewPew".

I'm currently being drowned in Selena Gomez, I feel like some Demi Lovato to be quite honest but I can't be stuffed typing it in YouTube, too busy listening to "Cuella De' Vil - Selena Gomez" It is win.

YouTube now or Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you!

Well I might head off guys, need slepeing patterns intact before School starts this year; but I'm off to dye half my head black and the other grey, so I look like Cuella and then I can smoke out of opera length smoke sticks; oh yeah. ;D

C'est la vie guys! <3

So you know those movies where people turn on their computer and they really have no idea of what they're going to type? And they feel the need to inform you of that, well those aren't the most irritating and don't contain the best dialogue or some hidden truth or knowledge that you the viewer had not realized before, I think people should make those every once in a great while or once in a blue moon, there was actually a blue moon last night so this is appropriate.

; - ;

So you've probably guessed it by the introductions this is one of those blogs.

I really don't know but I have been strenuously thinking of this long running mental note in my mind of what countries I would adopt children from, I know now that, that is very expensive; but I had on the list - Russia.

I don't kno..ria

Nothing wrong with Russia or anything, I'm a big fan of Stalin.

I have a Polaroid camera, I don't know why but I was running around town to all the old places and take pictures and waiting anxiously for the resolve of the film in 30-40 seconds, but then people could take out digital cameras and see the picture instantly and that, that just makes my heart sink.

I had a friend named Butch in kindergarten and well I asked to him what he wanted to be when he grew up, he said "A serial killer" we were like only 8! I wonder what Butch is up to right about now, he wasn't a very nice kid.

Oh I got new Calenders the other day; I am set!

I got 365 days of procrastination; because there's always something to not do. I need to procrastinate more, but get away with it.. better.

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My other one is,

365 New Words A Year; you always need a wall calender, so I'll be like placing the new word in the day of my blog was published.

Today's word is adamant, I already new that, so far it's a waste of my hard earned money, I am adamant about getting my moneys worth, geddit? I used the daily word and put it in a..? ;D

Oh I covered all of my topics in my blog except Tacos, Hmm.
I think one day I'll travel around in a car powered by my own intellectual essence and go to Queensland and find a Taco Bar or if one isn't there, moderately build "Australia's largest Taco", donations are welcome in my Paypal account. <3

Well this ends my blog and I am so sorry for not making one in a while guys, I'll do one tomorrow if I don't feel so tired, my slapping patterns are whack.

Ciao, <3